A lowly cruatacean devoid of proper legwear, Lobster Pants was a true bottom-feeder.
Rumors circled the reef of a magical cyborg-wizard with all the powers of tailoring and button-fly-craft! Lobster Pants knew it was his ultimate calling to be bestowed MAGICAL TROUSER POWER! He sought the cyzard through wind and rain and snow before returning to the sea--for lack of oxygenated water--where he found his destiny!
Now, with the aid of his friends, Clam-Turtle and Inappropriate-Touch Flounder, he scuttles the depths in search of evil to snip, snap, and scavenge straight to Hell!