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That Purple Drank

Drink an explosion potion. For some reason.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2017 @ 7:37pm

High Definition Piss Jugs

Find a jug of piss. For some reason.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2017 @ 9:16pm

Buff Wreckington

Wreck the Buff Mechington.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 9:19am

In the most ass way possible...

Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2017 @ 7:37pm

I've seen things...

Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2017 @ 9:16pm

Me time

Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2017 @ 7:37pm

To pass a man in the woods...

Cook and eat human flesh.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2017 @ 7:37pm

Foul Fowl

Soil a chicken with dung.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2020 @ 8:35am

Some kind of Irony

Kill a chicken with an egg.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2020 @ 8:37am

I messed myself

Get brown on you.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2017 @ 9:16pm

Novice Gemologist

Craft a rough gem.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2017 @ 9:16pm

Journeyman Gemologist

Craft a refined gem.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2017 @ 9:16pm

Adept Gemologist

Craft a faceted gem.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2017 @ 9:16pm

Master Gemologist

Craft a brilliant gem.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2017 @ 7:37pm



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