Hello, my name is Ethan, I have an addiction to coffee. Ever since I first drank my first cup of coffee straight black, I never stopped afterwards. I have been told it's an issue multiple times, but only coffee lovers could truly understand my addiction. I know drinking coffee isnt exactly rare, but I don't you understand. I NEVER STOP DRINKING COFFEE. I need your help to stop my addiction, it is an issue. I joke about it, but so far today I have already had 3 1/2 strokes. I sat 1/2 because I am currently in the middle of a stroke after my 16th cup of coffee. On a good day I drink around 24 cups of coffee. I need your pity, shower me with it. That is the only form of help I need. Thank you

-Tosober