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Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

I'll try to explain wtf. In the first panel we see a snake being presented with a ♥♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥♥ is smooth and shiny, like that of a Ken doll. Next we see the snake really eyeing the ♥♥♥♥, but not in the way you'd expect. Instead of grabbing the ♥♥♥♥ like a fat rat in the haws of death, it's apparent that the snake is blushing. I'm no expert like this artist clearly is, but I don't think snakes can blush. The third panel shows the snake straight up going for it. By the fourth panel, the shiny Ken ♥♥♥♥ has somehow grown five times its orginal size. It's more than an erection, it's some sort of inflation. I've never seen anything like it in real life but again, I am no expert. The snake appears to have done this before since it knows not to bite down on the ♥♥♥♥, and also because of the ♥♥♥. The implication is that the snake is well practiced, an expert in the penile arts, if you will. Then it's done. It's over. You've seen it with your own eyes and yet you're left wondering what exactl

I think 🤔 my boss 👨‍💼 might be a communist 🔴 😫 . So a while 😦 ago, I got my first 👆paycheck 💰 at my new job 👨‍🍳 at a fast 💨 food 🥘 place. I guess 🤨 it wasn’t too bad, but I did the math 🔢➕🔢 and figured out that I sold 💴 a lot more food 🍔🌭 per hour ⏰ than I got paid 💵 for, even when you account 🔡➖🔢 for the price 💰 of the food 🥩. When I tried 😊 to talk 🗣 to him about it, he said 👤 we’re all part 👥 of one 🖕big team, but 🛑 some people 💁‍♂️ get paid 💰 more than 💴 others.

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🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨

PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌

MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION

IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️

THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY

ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY

STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT