Qplayer
United States
 
 
Qplayer (a.k.a. Xplayer). Straight male medic main.


TF2 Experience
Scout/Medic for UGC Steel 6s team +forward pros (Spring 2015)
Medic for the UGC Steel 6s team sv_pure_0 (a.k.a. The Sabatoge Six) (Winter 2015)
Medic for UGC Steel 6s team What a Kawaii morning (Spring 2014)
Medic for UGC Silver 6s team CSKids (Winter 2014)
Backup medic for the UGC Steel HL team Idea (Fall 2013).
Co-captain of the UGC 6s team Knittaz 4 Life (Summer 2013)
Captain of the UGC Highlander team Mass the Policers (2012-2013)

Specs
CPU: Intel Core i5-4670K
GPU: Gigabyte GTX 970
Motherboard: ASRock Z77 Extreme 6
Mouse: Steelseries Sensei 310
Keyboard: Corsair Strafe (Cherry Brown MX switches)
Monitor: Hanns-G 120 hz monitor
Webcam: Aukey FHD Webcam
Earphones: HyperX Cloud II


Twitch [www.twitch.tv]
TF2 Rep [backpack.tf]
http://tehurn.com/index/
Powered by :salt: and :jeremy:

6:52 PM - skattagoon: "Jeremy; and what i love about him :jeremy: "
6:52 PM - skattagoon: 6:47 PM - skattagoon: such broad shoulders
6:47 PM - skattagoon: and sculpted noses
6:47 PM - skattagoon: and a devestating hair line
6:47 PM - skattagoon: colonge the size of a door
6:47 PM - skattagoon: glasses so clear you'd call them glass
6:48 PM - skattagoon: but they are indeed Polycarbonate lenses
6:48 PM - skattagoon: a heart as wide as his love handles
6:48 PM - skattagoon: a self esteem measured directly acute to his unshined shoes
6:49 PM - skattagoon: and lastly a neck, to match his attaire

"I don't know everything. I only know what I know." -Tsubasa Hanekawa
https://gfycat.com/PossibleMintyAstrangiacoral
Currently Offline
Profile worthy
My favorite anime is Tales from the Whisper of the Disappearance of the Grave of the Spirited Wind Wolf Cowboy Alchemist Cardcaptor Mahou Shoujo on the Slope Garden of a Distant Star Gate heart beats who chase lost voices deep below per second The Origination Journey After Story x sis.

I'm also known as MusicNote Super QWAIIGONZOROROSTERBASTONBOSHER White Imperial Wizard Jinora Jesus MusicNote

10:50 PM - tiktaalik: QPLAYER WHY ARENT YOU STUDYING FOR EXAMS
10:50 PM - tiktaalik: YOU MUST BECOME ASIAN
10:50 PM - Xplayer_K4L: Because I'm the worst asian evah
10:51 PM - tiktaalik: your a disgrace to your family name
10:51 PM - tiktaalik: you will be disowned
10:51 PM - Xplayer_K4L: Doesn't matter, have hats
10:52 PM - tiktaalik: dont drop the soap
10:52 PM - tiktaalik: or the uber
10:52 PM - tiktaalik: either way your getting it in the ass

12:12 AM - ♫Xplayer_K4L #WhatsARoster♫: I'd be nice to actually have those legendary Asian gaming skillz people talk about.
12:13 AM - Zeroth: Your parents probably invested more points in math than gaming skills
12:13 AM - ♫Xplayer_K4L #WhatsARoster♫: 0 DEX 200 INT builds :/
12:14 AM - Zeroth: don't worry, chicks dig giant robots and smart asians

9:36 PM - ♫Xplayer♫: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJvtXaLXjAE Might have linked this before but this is what srs tf2 looks like
9:38 PM - Zeroth: it's just like dota

12:08 PM - bowswer5 #bb: Tf2 in school WTF?
12:08 PM - ♫Qplayer (school)♫: Scrubby laptop lol
12:14 PM - bowswer5 #bb: What a baller dude
12:14 PM - bowswer5 #bb: I wish I could play tf2 at school
12:14 PM - bowswer5 #bb: SHOW ALL MY SKILLLLLS
12:15 PM - bowswer5 #bb: I saw a girl at school wear a tosslecap with cat ears sticking out and a cat face on it
12:15 PM - bowswer5 #bb: Best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hat ever

7:12 PM - Zeroth: The internet is just much easier assuming either everyone is gay or bi.

10:36 PM - ♫Qplayer RIP VIDYAGAMES♫: You were the Mai of K4L the whole time
10:36 PM - tik: yes
10:37 PM - tik: i didnt do anything in the game either
10:37 PM - tik: so that works

8:27 PM - ǝuɐsuı˙ɹp: some guy added me
8:27 PM - ǝuɐsuı˙ɹp: barely new english

8:03 PM - ǝuɐsuı˙ɹp is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:05 PM - ǝuɐsuı˙ɹp: WHAT THE ♥♥♥
8:05 PM - ǝuɐsuı˙ɹp: I GOT PERMANITY BANNED FROM TF2 NEWBS FOR RACISIUM
8:05 PM - ǝuɐsuı˙ɹp: I SHOULDNT HAVE NAMED IT ON THIS SERVER WHAT THE FAAAWK

11:19 PM - skattagoon: I have a sexual fetish for metaphors that isn't very sexual, though.
11:19 PM - ♫Qplayer♫: So you're saying you have a metaphorically sexual fetish for metaphors.
11:20 PM - skattagoon: Metaphors are sex.
11:20 PM - skattagoon: Similies are like sex.
11:20 PM - skattagoon: But not as good.

7:47 PM - skattagoon: if you and hitler were in a room and i had one bullet id shoot myself and let hitler kill you

11:39 PM - Cheeze Webz: wait, so if you disclaim you are a pedoblock but at the same time are arroused by legos younger than 18, then are you a pedorick, or a liar?

Cheeze Webz: So I was trying to spell Alaska and I spelled it with a Z like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

10:58 PM - WHAT A KAWAII MORNING: when in doubt, jerk off a goldfish
10:58 PM - WHAT A KAWAII MORNING: that's my philosophy
10:58 PM - ♫ tipofthehats.org♫ : No profile fishing
10:59 PM - WHAT A KAWAII MORNING: get it
10:59 PM - WHAT A KAWAII MORNING: fishing
10:59 PM - WHAT A KAWAII MORNING: goldfish
10:59 PM - ♫ tipofthehats.org♫ : This is never going on my profile

"I only tip cows when they render goods and services in a calm professional manner" -Beastie

"lori is the real slim shady." -skattagoon
"You mean the wife from The Walking Dead?"-Professor Snaztastic

2:31 PM - skattagoon: oh yeah and the blow-job-on-first-date-in-starbucks scene was classic

12:12 AM - tik: haha what the ♥♥♥♥
12:12 AM - tik: are u senior citizen
12:13 AM - ♫QWAIIplayer #RIPDemo♫: Cool game tho
12:13 AM - ♫QWAIIplayer #RIPDemo♫: only $2.50 so nothing to lose
12:13 AM - tik: thats what the germans said when hitler took power
12:13 AM - tik: and then they gassed the jews

"Medics pocket spies over me!" -skattagoon

3:13 AM - skattagoon: "When ADD meats Austism meets Winnie the ♥♥♥♥ mothering Pooh Bear"

"This is basically Animal Farm." -Unimpressive about Junk Boy

Manflap - Drawing : if senpai notices u, clearly he;s not ur senpai

"Stop putting your ♥♥♥♥ in buttholes, then it wont smell so bad. (jk'z, butthols are gr8)" -Blizzard

11:45 PM - Zeroth: you always
11:45 PM - Zeroth: always
11:45 PM - Zeroth: play around king krush exy
11:45 PM - Zeroth: even in constructed versus a priest that played thoughtsteal against your warrior

10:47 AM - ♫Jinora Jesus♫: It's basically Kampfer
10:47 AM - ♫Jinora Jesus♫: But with twintails
10:48 AM - Zeroth: right, the novel Hitler wrote. I can see the pararells

"It's better than completely black 24/7." -skattagoon, 2014

10:43 AM - 🎶Qplayer #MERRYCHRISTMAS🎶: I herd u liek twintails
5:44 PM - ❄ Mountie Mike ❄: i hav a pashun for twintails that only senpai can satisfie

9:44 PM - cL: raping people
9:45 PM - cL: is easy

7:51 PM - skattagoon: Koth_Viaduct, ppft more like Koth_ViagraDuct

6:18 PM - skattagoon: NOT THE KITTENS
6:18 PM - skattagoon: OUT_OF_LITTER_EXCEPTION

12:14 AM - ♫Qplayer #WhatsARoster♫: How da ♥♥♥♥ are we 5-1
12:14 AM - Party Train: I hard carried your team for you
12:14 AM - Party Train: you're welcome

6:43 PM - skattagoon: need him
6:43 PM - skattagoon: need the d

1:43 AM - cL #GTAduringEXAMS?: ♥♥♥♥
1:44 AM - cL #GTAduringEXAMS?: ♥♥♥♥
1:44 AM - cL #GTAduringEXAMS?: ♥♥♥♥
1:44 AM - cL #GTAduringEXAMS?: lol
1:44 AM - cL #GTAduringEXAMS? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
1:44 AM - cL #GTAduringEXAMS?: I guess I am a bad asian after all

3:41 PM - {JNPR} Lie Ren: No
3:41 PM - {JNPR} Lie Ren: Pls
3:41 PM - {JNPR} Lie Ren: Anything but that...thing

"If my words hurts you, sorry. But you got some potential for pubs." -/u/notDuck1563

6:28 PM - ♫Qplayer♫: Eternal Envy gonna save Dota 2
6:29 PM - Ciel: no saving from this evil

9:44 PM - ♫Qplayer♫: Should I play another game of dota or watch another episode of Stranger Things?
9:44 PM - radio free zerg: bever okay dita
9:44 PM - radio free zerg: dota
9:45 PM - radio free zerg: never play dota

craytos : cereal if u wanna use smg just go play csgo noob

Ravage as well, stolen by Gendry: how do you invoke spells with one hand on your ♥♥♥♥ all game?
Sheeps: Practice

[9:37 AM] Probably Playing Pokemon: Thank you so much! You have no idea how long I've been tracking this thing down
[9:40 AM] profesorspicybigcak: np
[9:41 AM] Probably Playing Pokemon: Check out this item history lol http://www.tf2items.com/item/8324674974
[9:44 AM] profesorspicybigcak: lol that ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up

Qplayer : How to parry headshot???
just parry it : duck

Rascal — Today at 4:45 PM
Furry would be anthropomorphic
That would just be bestiality

11:50 PM - ♫Qplayer♫: Why be a dinosaur when you can be a God?
11:50 PM - skattagoon: no dinos, no gods, only sessler

CHARACTER LIMIT REACHED 9/16/14 GG NO RE

11:54 PM - skattagoon: "time to start weeding out the bad ones" "darwin martin that ♥♥♥♥♥
Qplayer Jan 31, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
PROFILE REP IN 2018 :jeremy:
Mr Bump Jan 31, 2018 @ 9:03pm 
+Rep, Good trader and nice guy!
킹아 Jan 3, 2017 @ 5:58pm 
i feel your pain
킹아 Jan 29, 2016 @ 8:45am 
clannad is more like watching two similar pole of magnet, their eyes keep traveling away from each other
a hot anime girl Nov 21, 2015 @ 1:21pm 
CONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
킹아 Oct 8, 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I played dota2 and I died cuz my mouse broke from clicking too much