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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 2:21am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:30am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:12am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:14am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:19am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 3:40am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:27am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:57am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:24am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:36am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:39am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 1:52am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 4:40am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 2:24am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 2:39am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 2:35am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 2:40am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 4:01am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 4:10am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 4:22am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 4:27am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 4:32am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 4:14am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 2:24am