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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:10am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:28am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:08am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 3:37am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 6:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 9:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 9:47pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 4:53am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:23am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:23am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:44am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:52am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:06am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:43am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 2:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 4:21am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:37am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:29am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:44am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:29am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:17am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:42am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:57am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:57am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:24am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:42am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:33am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:44am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:06am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:42am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 2:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 4:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 6:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:47pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:24am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 4:14am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:29am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:57am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:29am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:41am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 9:56am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 9:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 5:47am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:47pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 9:32am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:21am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 7:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:31am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 4:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:49am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:48am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:38am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:50am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:23am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 4:36am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 5:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:37am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:41am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:24am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:42am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:23am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:23am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 10:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:23am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 9:36am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 3:24am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 9:37am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 6:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:30am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:30am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:30am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:25am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:24am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:29am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:26am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:43am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:41am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:10am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 11:24am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:24am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 3:32am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:24pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:09pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:20pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:37pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:38pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:38pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:36pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 7:33am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:36pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:09pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:14pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:20pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:00pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:06pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 6:06pm