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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:46am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 7:15am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 8:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 6:07am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 10:27am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 10:08am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:19am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 8:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 6:40am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:38am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 9:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:28am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:45am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 6:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 7:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 9:38am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 7:38am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 7:38am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 7:38am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:21am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 6:27am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:16am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:40am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 8:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 1:52am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 6:38am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 9:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:22am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 7:07am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 10:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 9:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 9:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 5:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 10:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 8:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 8:07am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 8:40am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 12:27am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:25am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 6:35am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 6:06am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 7:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 9:33am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 9:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:23am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 8:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:45am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 10:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 6:57am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 10:26am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 6:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 4:01am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 6:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 10:28am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 11:28am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 10:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 12:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 10:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 12:55am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 8:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2022 @ 8:45am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 4:38am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 6:40am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 11:00am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:37am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:37am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:35am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 2:33am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 11:37am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 7:04am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 10:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 6:46am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:37am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 11:33am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 9:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 6:58am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 9:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:24am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 8:09am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 8:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 11:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 5:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 2:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 8:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:37am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 9:44am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 7:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:40am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 8:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 10:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 8:35am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 9:25am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 2:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 5:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 4:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 10:12pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 8:21pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 11:51am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 10:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 7:54am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 8:06am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 9:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 11:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 11:37am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:37am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:06am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:08am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:45am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:51am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 11:52am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 6:19am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 7:39pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 8:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 9:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 7:24am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 5:24am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 11:17am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 12:27am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 10:07am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 12:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 6:58am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 7:30am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 9:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 8:21pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 7:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 11:14am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 1:54am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:28am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 2:43am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:06am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:57am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 12:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 7:38am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 9:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 1:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 11:57am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 11:56am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 9:58am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 10:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 10:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 9:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 12:45am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:50am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 11:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 5:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:08am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:48am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 1:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 5:41am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:59pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 8:22pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 2:15am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 5:41am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 7:52am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 11:34am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 10:52am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 9:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:42am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:43am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 8:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 11:44am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 1:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:06am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:58am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 10:25am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 7:51am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 1:33pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 7:17am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 9:14am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 5:41am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 9:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 3:54am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 11:03am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:48am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:52am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:48am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:40am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:56am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:09pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 2:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:27am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 11:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 8:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 1:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:00am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 9:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:06am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 6:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:12am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:03am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 8:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:56am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 7:57am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 9:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 10:45am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 11:17am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 7:47am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 5:12am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 1:11am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:07am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 5:02am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2023 @ 9:39am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 3:07am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 3:58am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 3:58am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 1:02am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 10:02am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 9:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 7:32am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 10:17am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 7:54am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:37am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 6:08am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 5:35am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:03am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 11:44am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:40am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:21am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:52am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 1:43am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:06am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 9:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:06am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 11:37am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 6:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 7:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 2:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:43am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 12:53pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 6:47am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 5:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:31am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 6:58am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 7:47am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:40am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:40am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 7:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:37am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 10:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 6:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:40am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 12:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 11:45am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 12:01am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:49am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 11:08am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2022 @ 5:56am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:09am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 4:59am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 9:39am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 9:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 5:02am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 2:18am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 6:45am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 1:37am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 2:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 8:08am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:43am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:52am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:40am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:57am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 5:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:06am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 6:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:44am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 2:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 1:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 5:01am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 8:49pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 8:31am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 8:07am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:43am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:40am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:46am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 2:43am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 12:00am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:20am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 5:26am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 2:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 6:40am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2022 @ 9:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 5:41am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 7:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 7:54am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:34am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 6:11am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:59am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:03am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:38am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 12:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 11:00am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:12am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:15am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 5:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 9:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 5:20am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 12:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 11:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 4:16am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2022 @ 6:57am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 4:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 4:51am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 10:04am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 5:41am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 4:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 4:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 4:21am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 12:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 2:26am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 11:13am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 4:44am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 3:17am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 12:01am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 6:58am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 6:00am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 6:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 11:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 5:01am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 3:13am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 6:48am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 6:37am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 2:46am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 9:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 8:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 7:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 1:37am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 4:52am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 1:07pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:30am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 2:18am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 5:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 3:27am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 4:12am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 9:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 12:39am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 1:54pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 7:05am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 8:29am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 5:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:13am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:56am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 11:20am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 5:00am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 5:25am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 10:32am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 6:05am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 8:52am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:31am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:27am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 5:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 12:00am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2022 @ 11:43pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 4:16am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2022 @ 6:15am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 9:07am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2023 @ 4:07am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:35am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:16am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 10:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2022 @ 2:55pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 5:41am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 3:38am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 10:16am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 8:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 9:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 8:06am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 11:33pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:43am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 6:40am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 1:37am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 2:14am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 11:38pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:48am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:01am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 5:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:27pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 1:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:49am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 2:18am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 5:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 4:12am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 6:48am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 9:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 2:05am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 12:39am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 3:15am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 5:58am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:27am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 12:01am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 5:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:49am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:11am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 1:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:05pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 5:45am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2022 @ 6:58am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 3:44am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 3:21am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 11:36pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 4:21am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Apr 13 @ 3:07am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 3:18am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 8:12am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 3:17am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:26am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 3:18am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 3:37am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:02pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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