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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2014 @ 10:28am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2014 @ 11:21am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2014 @ 12:32pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2014 @ 11:16am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2014 @ 9:43pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2014 @ 9:45pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2014 @ 10:05am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2014 @ 10:16am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2014 @ 9:43pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2014 @ 4:50am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2014 @ 9:44pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2014 @ 5:06am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
13,523 / 50,000

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
0 / 6

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
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