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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2018 @ 1:29pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked Oct 14, 2018 @ 1:51pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked Oct 14, 2018 @ 2:08pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2018 @ 6:43am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked Oct 15, 2018 @ 7:09am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2018 @ 10:53am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2018 @ 11:26am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked Oct 16, 2018 @ 11:38am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2018 @ 12:00pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2018 @ 12:37pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2018 @ 6:35am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked Oct 18, 2018 @ 7:06am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2018 @ 7:15am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2018 @ 7:26am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2018 @ 11:48am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked Oct 15, 2018 @ 7:43am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2018 @ 1:05pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2018 @ 3:10pm



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.