Recent reviews by Girthquake

Wow. 10/10 I like elite dangerous and X4 a lot. I like this a lot

I literally can’t stop playing the tutorial; it’s such a good game.

I wanted something like this for years, maybe decades. I loved master of Orion, stellaris, endless space etc. but I don’t have the time to play a whole game. This finally solves that problem!

It distills everything I love from classic 4x games into an accessible 1-session format.

Very good and fun game. A huge evolution in a positive direction from vampire survivors

Didn't finish the tutorial. game keeps forcing you to draw a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pentagram.

I don't care what people do; that's their business, but i sure a ♥♥♥♥ dont need anyone forcing their beliefs on me or anyone else. If this were some of the other religions forcing you to pray or whatever they do, people would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over it.

Let's just have a video game without people's personal beliefs being shoved down our throats.

This game is should be ABOUT a belief system, not forcing you to PARTICIPATE in it.

Love it. They are penny pinching and everything is pretty expensive... but the free stuff they give you is enough to play with and most of all FUN. You can have a blast playing in the lower tier ships that can all easily be gotten for free because it matches you with other ships around the same level.

The gameplay itself is what is so enjoyable that you don't need to spend money for the game to be well worth it. started playing about three weeks ago and already hit 300 hours.

It's very accessible, you can pop in and play a few rounds if you have a busy day, or you sit there and play for a few hours without realizing it.

The playstyle of the different ships is so diverse, it's nearly impossible to get bored.


The game is not P2W. It is 'pay to have a different experience in a ship' The ships you earn in-game are great and competitive, and the times there are premium ships on the other team, i have no problem with at all.

It's free, just try it! Matches are 5-10 minutes long on average depending on the team. And you can play Co-op against the computer which is great for new captains looking to learn their ship. Honestly the co-op vs AI is so much fun, I still play it just as much as against other human players. Great balance.

The only downsides are limited (though still a good number) of ship slots. So don't go getting every single low tier ship in the game just because you can. It's best to pick a few lines of ships and focus them after a little research.
That being said, you can sell your ships for a percent of what you paid for them.

The other downside is retraining commanders, each ship needs a commander with their own set of skills unique to the class of ships. So if you get a US destroyer, you can move your commander from the previous US destroyer into your new ship, but you have to earn some amount of XP for 'retraining'

This is pointless and tedious and there's no real reason for it.

All that considered, 8/10 for me. A LOT of enjoyable hours out of this game, and again - it's free so just try it!

The game is awesome. EVE, Rogue Galaxy, Everspace, and Elite Dangerous are some of my favorite space games, and this game has joined them. It shares bits and feelings of those games or ghosts of what we like about them and feels all its own. Couldn't be happier.

A mix of Gloomhaven and Slay the Spire - this game is AMAZING. Way less RNG than a lot of other games out there. It's a total joy to play. It looks beautiful and barely uses any resources, my 10+ year old laptop is running it just fine.

Combat is a total joy with a mix of positional tactics and card battle elements.

It becomes immediately clear after the first couple battles that anyone that doesnt like this game is either stupid or just a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or both; who knows?

The game is a 9/10 only because i'm not comfortable doing a perfect score yet. Get it. It's awesome.

Replayability: 100%

Would have been a thumbs up, but i found out AFTER buying it that the devs are no longer working on it. DEAD GAME ALERT!!!!

You can't choose your target. I literally look straight ahead at the enemy i want to shoot at, but the computer FORCES you to lock on to someone way off to the side of them, so all your rockets go off that way and miss. This is a problem everyone has, and it happens every match - i.e. not a glitch, just awful design. Even the options, there's nowhere to change controls or even to look at what buttons do what.

This could have been a great game, but the way they made it, it is absolutely one of the worst games i've tried to play. It feels like a pre-alpha release while the company was looking for programmers that can make a video game, but they couldnt find any, so they just let the president of the company's 10 year old kid finish making it over the weekend.

Whoever made this, i hope you read this and understand the amount of shame for your laziness you should feel.

Great game. At first, I played it for about 15 or 20 minutes and then wandered off. I played it again and was hooked. You can pick this game up and play for 5 minutes or 2 hours. It runs great on my old machine too. Simple and addictive once you get it going a little. They also give you a few things free to really let you enjoy it.