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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 2:11am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 3:40am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 10:22am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 5:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 8:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:29am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 4:01am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:37am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:52am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:02am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:19am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 5:17am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 9:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 4:32am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 3:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 5:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 5:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 5:27am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:19am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 3:47am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 8:15am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:41am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:42am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:11am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 2:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:44am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 5:33am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:50am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 2:23am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 8:21am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:20am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 7:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 4:28am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:56am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 3:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 3:35am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 8:07am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:24am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 2:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:45am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:16am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 10:14am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 7:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 11:45am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 3:59am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:09am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:16am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 2:41am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 9:37am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 5:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 8:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 7:07am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 5:59am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 12:42am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:25am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 6:28am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 7:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:49am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 11:31am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 5:49am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 6:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 1:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 3:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 10:54am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 8:48am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:44am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 2:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 5:12am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 2:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 4:44am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:44am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2023 @ 4:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:32am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:33am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:33am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 5:51am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:48am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:37am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 4:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:58am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:04am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:32am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:35am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:36am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:36am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:37am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:38am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:37am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:36am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2023 @ 4:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:03am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:38am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 12:45am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:11am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 5:36am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 1:32pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:41am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:27am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 12:17am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 5:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:24am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:24am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 2:28am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 6:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:17am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:38am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 4:07am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 8:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 6:54am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:39am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:39am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:09am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:24am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:26am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:36am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:33am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:39am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 7:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:14am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 5:27am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:37am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:33am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:46am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:15am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:14am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:15am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:38am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:38am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:41am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:09am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:15am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:32am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:38am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:51am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:55am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 11:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 11:45am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:21am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:09am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:49am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:33am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:21am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 11:31am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 7:42am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 7:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 3:46am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 5:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:38am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:41am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:41am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:21am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:58am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 4:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 2:45am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 12:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:38am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:47am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:26am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:07am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:34am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:31pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:41am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:17am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:21am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 4:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:49am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:08am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 4:27am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:52am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:38am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:07am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:06am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:19am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:14am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:07am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:08am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:10am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 3:29am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 2:49am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 2:49am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 1:46pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 1:46pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 1:47pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 2:18am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 2:49am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 6:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 1:18am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:26am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:37am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:37am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:29am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:19am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:29am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:41am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:17am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:22am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:08am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:15am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:17am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:23am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 4:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:44am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:16am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:46am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:44am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 5:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:13am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:26am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 8:42am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:09am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 2:35pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 5:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 5:00am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:39am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 11:45am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 5:57am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:13am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:12am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:39am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:12am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 11:15am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 4:34am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:44am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:29am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:45am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:09am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:50am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 1:56pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:08am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 11:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:30am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:16am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:16am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:24am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:51am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 11:13am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:37am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:43am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 11:20am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 11:45am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:37am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:33am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 7:47am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:09am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 11:16am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:11am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 5:31am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:06am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 7:16am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:46am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:37am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:09am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked May 11 @ 2:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 1:16am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked May 11 @ 12:12am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked May 11 @ 12:38am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked May 11 @ 12:44am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 7:41am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:06am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:24am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 11:11am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 1:39pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11 @ 1:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:35am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:27am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:09am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:22am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:00am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:13am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 8:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:13am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 11:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 12:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:46am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:46am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:46am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 4:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:55pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 11:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:55am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:54am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:13am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:13am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:46am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:20am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:20am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 6:33am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 2:38am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 5:29am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:06am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:39am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:11am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 3:35am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 11 @ 1:37am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:49am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:13am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:01pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 3:27am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked May 11 @ 1:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:57am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:41am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 1:07am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 1:41am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 3:24am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 1:39pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked May 11 @ 4:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 3:38am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 2:09am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:33am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 1:30pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:21am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:12am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 11:15am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:46am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 3:03am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 11:28am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:54am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 8:29am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:59am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:07am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 12:24am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:21am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:56am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:56am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 6:59am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 3:04am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:37am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 2:29am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:12am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:14am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:37am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:30am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 11 @ 4:02am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 3:40am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 2:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:09am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:20am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 4:34am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:59am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:46am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:41am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:56am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 7:27am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 3:08am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 11 @ 2:11am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 11 @ 4:39am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 1:44pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:53am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 11 @ 12:44am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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