Merry mas

mate?

merry mas

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody)
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hey man i miss playing games with u, idk why u deleted me originally, but i'd like to make amends as i enjoyed having u as a friend of mine.. hope all is well buddy.

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What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu’um and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker.

I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Thu’um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.

YOU’VE BEEN SHANKED BY THE

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN STABBED, U HAVE TO SHANK 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. IF YOU GET SHANKED BY ONE YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IT’S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLACK PEOPLE WILL ♥♥♥♥ OUT TUBS OF KFC CHICKEN WINGS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GANG LEADER OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN YOULL BEE SHANKED IN A DARK ALLEY SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥

IF U WERE ROBBED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT HELP UR ASS CUZ ID B ON THE BLOCK SALUTING OUR TRUE FUHRER

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Send these SWASTIKAS to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 9 youre a TRUE NAZI!

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I sexually identify as a Pawn Star. Ever since I never knew what was gonna come through that door, I dreamed of working with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. People say to me that a person being a Pawn Star is impossible and that I'm not an expert, but I don't care, I'm Rick Harrison. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a story, a price and 21 years of learning onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Rick Harrison" and respect my right to call up a buddy of mine and give you my best offer. If you can't accept me you're a Hossiphobe and need to check your pawn privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

i have offer for your bayonet doppler and i will overpay :) !!! 1:1 add me :)

+rep nice dude good trader

+rep i gochu bb

Noo I was just about to accept. </3

+rep too stronk

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+rep cause he's My Main ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
jk he's awesome

+rep, good trader :)

+rep