I'm a giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd

You are :
[] ▀ 10% Ugly(:
[] ▀▀ 20% Ugh
[]▀▀▀ 30% Umm
[] ▀▀▀▀ 40% Not My Type
[] ▀▀▀▀▀ 50% Average.
[] ▀▀▀▀▀▀ 60% Ok
[] ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 70% Not Bad
[]▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 80% Cute
[] ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 90% fly
[X] ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 100% /╲/╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/╱\ ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Would I Date You;
[] In A Heart Beat
[] Yes .
[] Maybe ^-^
[X] SUCC ME
[] You're like family o.0
[] No
[] Already Am
[] Already Did
[] Not sure

also eat pant

-rep is dumb and bad at video games

ur a poop

whats going on with all the rxg servers? nobody is playing on them

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Hi, baby girl, everything is ok, I promise. I forgive you. It’s okay, don’t worry about it. Every thing’s gonna be ok. I love you. I love you so much. I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach of every planet of every galaxy of the universe. I – I – I need you in my life. I need you more than humans need water and food to survive. You mean more to me than Home Depot means to Mr. Lotorado. You mean more to me than just anything, you mean more to me than golden diamonds mean to the greediest burglar and your just the most perfect and most beautiful girl in all of the world. And I love you so much. And I hope you enjoy watching this baby girl. (Kiss) See you at school tomorrow baby girl. I love you. I do, it’s true, I love you more than anything else in the world. Bye baby girl, stay perfect, just for me.

What if 1️⃣ day you woke 😯 up⬆️and your 😳nipples👉👈 were completely 😡🚫👎gone😡🚫👎? Like no 🚫🔪scars or anything just flat↔️skin😶, and then once you 👟🏃💨leave your room you ‼️💥👀find out👀💥‼️ your 👨‍👧‍👦dad👴 died ☠️😭⚰️🥀 last night. And several days 📆 later you 👀🔎find out that for your 👶entire👩‍🎓 life he had been 🌚 sneaking 🔑🔓 into your room while you 😴slept😴 and 👄sucking👄 on your 🍉🍉chest💓 to make 2️⃣ gigantic hickeys 💋💋 where your 😳nipples👉👈 should be. Because you were 👶born without 🙈🙉🙊them, not for any 👉👌sexual reason, just so you would 👫fit in... 🌤️🌥️🌜🗿🌠✴️

I'm currently on a cruise, so I can't respond to the application.

Meme

The best-least-known book I recently read way: “How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday” by Hiroyuki Nishigaki

It’s basically just this guy telling these other people on a message board that their depression will disappear if they constrict their anus 100 times a day.

Literally, the first half of the book is just conversations sloppily copied from a message board.
But constricting your anus is very powerful.

i'm cOnvulsiNg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE LOVE YOU

Happy b-day Fancy-chan <3 <3 Love you x3

looks like fancy finally took his pants off

rest in peace DrMrfancypants, you will be missed

Banana Bread

10/10 would watch their TF2 lives flash before their eyes again.

+rip
good spooky

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain