It sucks that todays society is so different that there's legitimately good reasons to not want men to masturbate freely in public because nowadays it means you're probably a dangerous weirdo instead of an enlightened free spirit. They should have some kind of formal test set up where you are thoroughly interviewed by a panel of scientists, philosophers, nobel laureates etc. and if you are the .01 percent who meets the criteria of being a true modern day philospher and gentleman you are given a special glowing e-bracelet so that if you are in public and are struck by a sublimely erotic idea you can freely explore its possibilities in your mind with no care to your ephemeral worldly surroundings. Instead of being horrified at some random dude jacking off in a mall food court you could just hold up your glowing wrist and everyone would smile solemnly and feel priveliged to be allowed to witness a great mind at work.

It sucks that todays society is so different that there's legitimately good reasons to not want men to masturbate freely in public because nowadays it means you're probably a dangerous weirdo instead of an enlightened free spirit. They should have some kind of formal test set up where you are thoroughly interviewed by a panel of scientists, philosophers, nobel laureates etc. and if you are the .01 percent who meets the criteria of being a true modern day philospher and gentleman you are given a special glowing e-bracelet so that if you are in public and are struck by a sublimely erotic idea you can freely explore its possibilities in your mind with no care to your ephemeral worldly surroundings. Instead of being horrified at some random dude jacking off in a mall food court you could just hold up your glowing wrist and everyone would smile solemnly and feel priveliged to be allowed to witness a great mind at work.

Sadly im not “gay” per se, that being the first form of that being a feeling of happiness as I’m suffering from a severe apathy and sense of self-loathing, I also am not the second form, that being a homosexual, otherwise I would have posters of Kim Namjoon and Park Jimin all over my walls, though if I were a homosexual I would at the very least then not be a straight white (and Asian) male and maybe then I would find a place of safety in this community of such delicate sensitivity.

I only do lvl 9 difficulty blitz automaton front or eradication or evac important personel on defense missions. If you are not stealthing/proning pass enemies you will be teamkilled before you can alert the patrols. If you are not using meta* I will kick out people, also he will kick people to grab their samples ( I am host so I need the samples more) ((if they dont like it they should just host. Hosting is free for a reason.))

Meta: Autocannon, Shield Generator, Railgun, Anti-material rifle, Eagle airstrike, Orbital Laser, Railgun cannon strike, Impact grenades, Stun grenades, Sickle, Scorcher, Redeemer auto pistol Suggested loadout: shield generator, anti material rifle, scorcher, impact, redeemer, SC-30 Trailblazer Scout

Permitted Armors: SC-30 Trailblazer Scout, other armors are the DP-53 Saviour of the Free, DP-11, B-08 Light Gunner

Banned equipment: Arc Thrower, Smokes, Mechdivers, Heavy armor users

I know I know, society will have you believe that having a big Johnson is something all women desire and seek but it isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. My Peter isn’t even that large, to put it into perspective, if a chicken nugget were 1 inch long then it would be 8 chicken nuggets long and girthy too, can’t even fit the plonker into a toilet paper roll tube. Sex becomes a mini game. On top of controlling your rhythm now you’ve gotta make sure you don’t accidentally shank your gf like a starving inmate staring at that last ramen packet you’ve got. Balls deep becomes a long forgotten dream, unless you’re exploring the deepest caves known to man you can say goodbye to blissfully slamming the entire shaft in n out. Sex has ended early more than once due to an accidental stabbing, regardless of if foreplay was done or not. She could be a slip n slide water park

this is Vince from homosexuals anonymous and I'm contacting you because you missed our last meeting and me and the boys were concerned, please contact me as soon as possible