fuzaan's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 3:25pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked Apr 29, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 10:06am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked Apr 30, 2020 @ 5:21am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked Apr 9, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked Apr 6 @ 5:04am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 9:14pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Unlocked Apr 30, 2020 @ 10:01pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2020 @ 3:15am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2020 @ 8:23am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2020 @ 4:54am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 5:51am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked Jun 19, 2020 @ 5:57am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked Jul 3, 2020 @ 10:58pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked Apr 29, 2022 @ 9:01pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked Apr 25, 2020 @ 7:32am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 9:57pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked May 1, 2020 @ 5:34am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 4:16pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 3:08pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2020 @ 6:31pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked May 1, 2020 @ 7:57am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked May 4, 2020 @ 11:55pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked Apr 29, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked May 5, 2020 @ 9:08pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked Apr 27, 2020 @ 3:39am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked Apr 24, 2020 @ 6:51am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked Apr 9, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 4:44am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!