Sometimes after walking my dog, I'll bag up her droppings into water balloons, add a little bit of Gatorade, tie them up and throw them at the big lizards sitting on my dad's front porch. The lizards are super quick, but since they're cold blooded it's easier to hit them on cooler days or when the sun isn't out.

No, I'm not a piece of ♥♥♥♥. This one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snake tried to pinch a girl's ass I was with at the Cotton Bowl during an OU/Texas game, but I saw him out of the corner of me eye, and grabbed his hand. I was ready to scrap it out, because every single person that would do that is inherently a coward, but she assured me it wasn't worth getting arrested over. I reluctantly agreed. But anyways, for whatever reason, this thread took me back to that place in a very vivid way. I remember being pretty irate..

This guy sure attracts a lot of weird people.
Me includet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlCT3KwepKs

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

+rep Put my didney worl up his ass.