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115 of 127 (91%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2015 @ 7:54pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 2:54pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jun 28, 2015 @ 8:05pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2015 @ 7:43pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 3:45pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Jun 28, 2015 @ 7:52pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2015 @ 8:02pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:47am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:58pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Jun 28, 2015 @ 7:52pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Jun 28, 2015 @ 7:43pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:35am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2018 @ 10:33pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Jun 3, 2018 @ 10:10pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jun 3, 2018 @ 9:51pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 3:14pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 9:14pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Jun 28, 2015 @ 8:18pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:30pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:53pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:43pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:35pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:34pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 5:11pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 5:41pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:29pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:37pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:23pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 9:47pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:59am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:54am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Mar 6, 2021 @ 8:31am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Mar 5, 2021 @ 3:13pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:50pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:26pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:25pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:19pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:25am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:46am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:33am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 9:04pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:53am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:06am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:15am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:53pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:20am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:50am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 5:32am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:59am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:00am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:04am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.