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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:54am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:04am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 6:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:43am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:44am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:31am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 6:38am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 4:51pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:29am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 6:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:25am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:53am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:26am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 8:59am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 8:59am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:59am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 8:58am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:48am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 5:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:07am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:38am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:07am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:51am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:08am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:17pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 4:17am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:07am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 2:35pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:07am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:14am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:14am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 5:08am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 4:44am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:29pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 9:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 9:04am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 9:17am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 1:10pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:56pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:34am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:50pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:43am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 7:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 4:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:00am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:01am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:38am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:52am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:50am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:36pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 4:22am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:40am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2023 @ 10:39am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:29am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:51am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:10am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:10am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 9:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:00am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:41am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:50am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:56pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 4:30am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 8:54am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:58am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 7:55pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:54am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:15am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:55am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:07am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:10am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:53am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:02am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 4:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 12:05am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:26am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:26am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 2:59pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:41am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:28am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:09am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 6:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:27pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 5:23am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 2:36pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 4:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 12:37am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 4:22am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 12:37am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:30am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:06am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:17am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:03am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:45pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 10:48am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 2:46pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21 @ 6:24pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 7:33pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:19pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:13am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 4:41pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 3:16pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 10:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:56pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:48am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:14am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 6:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:43am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:53pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:55am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:09am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:26am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 4:42am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:43am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:56pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:13am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:12am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 6:02pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:26am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 7:34am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:15am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 4:40am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:42am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 1:42pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:03pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:45pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 3:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:29am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:14am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 10:22am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 2:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:33am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:48am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:55am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:15am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 4:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 5:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 8:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 7:34am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:56pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 5:34pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 5:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:34am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:34am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:58am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 4:17am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:45am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 4:42am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 10:22am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 3:28am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 8:08am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:10pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:14am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 7:49pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 4:49pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:12am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 4:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 4:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:58am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 1:37am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 12:03am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 5:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 10:25am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 3:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:45pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 8:39am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 6:41am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 5:45pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2022 @ 9:18am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 2:45pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2022 @ 2:58pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:17am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 2:15am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 4:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 12:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:33am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 6:52pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:51am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:48am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 6:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 5:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 5:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 5:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 11:16am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:34am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:34am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:06am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 8:40pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 10:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 6:38am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:51am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 2:26pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:48am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 8:06am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:25am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 5:09am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 12:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:30am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 1:43pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 8:06am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:53pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 5:25pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 6:11pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2022 @ 1:50pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:34pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:34pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 2:58pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 9:57am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:37pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 8:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 8:56am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 12:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 8:39am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 11:15am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 10:28am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 7:43am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 4:40pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:41pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 6:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 10:28am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 6:57am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:27pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:27pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:50pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 7:43am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:51am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:20pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 10:42am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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