"Here, take a few radiation chems, as my little way of saying, I'm sorry I twisted your DNA like a kitten with a ball of yarn." ~ Moira Brown

"Feed a man for free, he'll be back asking for more. Feed a man a bullet, you won't be seeing him again" ~ Beatrix Russell

"Well done. Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person.' That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." ~ GLaDOS

“Next to them, you're just a bully ... uh, a hot bully.” ~ Clive

"Threats, promises and good intentions don't amount to action." ~ Cheshire Cat

"Riften. Cicero likes Riften. Cheats and ruffians and cutthroats abound. Finally, some fun." ~ Cicero

"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations." ~ GLaDOS

"It looks like you're writing a suicide note. Would you like help?" ~ INAC

"Would you kindly?" ~ Atlas

"Tell me, is everything nice and clear now? Am I the villain? Good and evil. Such comforting concepts, but hardly applicable. Are you so blind that you see no good in me? Or evil in Agrippa?" ~ Alexander of Brennenburg

"Yo mama's so fat she takes up two lanes and the jungle." ~Swagni