Old Moose: if old moose hadn't pooched the scrooge we woulda won the last one

Cyber3[RK]: i prefer ladies with >3 eyes

Lohse: my kids use my child support money for skins

cv* dave : my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spidersenses

Bob3[RK]: u thjionk?

M+: So if there's new spells at halloween, are those permanent?
Wanktastic3[RK]: are you talking about real life or tf2?


Stab3[RK]: on a trade server?
Whompies3[RK]: yeah
Stab3[RK]: why
Whompies3[RK]: gotta pay bills with my body


We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone.

The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little.

More than machinery we need humanity; more than cleverness, we need kindness.

The hate of men will pass as dictators die. And the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty shall never perish.


My face when I'm about to stab someone in the back and they turn around for no reason [i.imgur.com]


Stab: So Cyber, when was the last time you banged your sister?
Cyber: Your sister? Like last week.
Stab: My sister is a dude. So you pretty much bang dudes?
Cyber: <pause>
Cyber: <pause>
Cyber: Hey man
Cyber: Maybe

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Natopotato: I knew that was gonna come the moment it came out of my mouth.
Stab: that's what she said
Cyber: that's what she said
Addy: that's what she said

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Stab.: Not to give anything away, but about halfway through the STAR WARS: FORCE AWAKENS, a manager makes you put your pants on and leave the theater.
¤eGG-one/krappydaklownjunior.¤: ima kill you
¤eGG-one/krappydaklownjunior.¤: and i didnt read what you said
¤eGG-one/krappydaklownjunior.¤: goodnight