Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

💄 * 🥗 * 👃 * 🌏 * 💚 * 🚗 * 😺 * 🐟 * 📗 * 🌸 * 💙 * 🚕 * 🍆 * 🎁 * ⛳ * 🏀
ㅤ* I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
ㅤ* Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
👑 * 🕺 * 💃 * 🌳 * 🍧 * 🌋 * 🎄 * 💛 * 🎈 * 📀 * 🍇 * 🥒 * 🌂 * 🐝 * 🚙 * 👾

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

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