Name's Player 2
This is the self description!
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE single player and coop games

If you ever ask me to play some online team based shooter or PvAnything,
I will have to decline! Not only are my skills so great as to put the very game devs to shame while they were using all the best commands with cheats on top of that, I also make friends so well that the entire enemy team basicly becomes extended family.
That brings me to my next point.
Friends will be removed 3 days after they friend me unless I hear any activity from them. Exceptions are casual friends, chatty friends, friends that return after I trim them and maybe sentient Ai. (only cause I haven't found out how to remove the damn things)
Naturally I also have things people want to trade an arm and a leg for.
Ha ha I'm kidding, I get nothing but scams thrown at my face, so trading is not something I do. Ask nicely though and score some free stuff cause I got tons of crap and am willing to find some unlucky punk to ditch it onto.
Drop a line if you want casual chats.

That about sums it up.
I compensate for my cult like charisma by being exeptionally poor at spelling.