I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith lived in a burnin' building? But there was a goat, so he had to dodge for a whole year, but there was a turkey, stabbin' from behind. Not the case according to Keith, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Broke both his legs! So Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He tried to deep fry a turkey, heh, third degree burns on 95% of his body, yeah, third degree burns over 90% of his body! It's not a funny "hahah" story, at first it was funny, ah man, but then it got funny again, hoho man! So he got some mud, he was trying to set the world record on stayin' on a rollercoaster, and Keith filled up water balloons with puke!

Bewbs

Get back on xbox! Depa and i need another person to blow ♥♥♥♥ up!

Penis!!!