Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

UH OH STINKY
A work by William Shakespeare.

ACT I. Scene I.
The zoo. An orangutan enclosure.

Enter LE MONKE, a corpulent ape.

LE MONKE
Oh bother, a foul smell!
Fecal matter!
Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, defecate material.

The ape laughs continuously. It screeches vociferously.

LE MONKE
Hooray for excrement! Congenial fecal matter! Defecation is jocular, ha-ha!
Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho.

The maniacal creature continues to shriek vehemently in a nonsensical fashion.

LE MONKE
Oh bother-- I believe, perchance, I may have created indurated excrement originating from my posterior.

The wretched creation begins to chortle ominously.

LE MONKE
Fecal matter in my trousers... without undergarments! This is exhilarating.
By the nine divines, my undergarments are stained with excrement. Ho-ho-ho.
We yearn for fecal matter! We yearn for fecal matter!

Fecal matter.

Exeunt omnes.
THE END.

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

10/10 my daddy

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Like it or not, diapers ARE coming to streetwear. They are edgy, aesthetic, and they uniquely they bulk up most jeans in all the right areas. And no, you don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in them like a baby.
There hasn't been much growth in the options available yet, but there are still enough brands and styles to warrant consideration. I usually wear huggies (the snugglers style, but that doesn't matter much), the pros being they are very trad American brand, strong and sturdy, and of course look great with pants on or off. I would say comfortable but I doubt any truly 'uncomfortable' diapers exist.
Lenny Kravitz's longtime stylist actually said in the July GQ that he expects diapers to explode into street fashion in 2018, if you cant see it coming youre either just a fashion follower without a brain of your own, or not paying attention. I know most of you are still sleeping on diapers, but for those who arent, what style do you prefer and what options do you think are going to be available soon?

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+rep took me out to dinner the other night at Olive Garden. I didn't even have a chance to reach for the check! Afterwards we went to see Marvel's "Ant-Man". The plot was great and the action scenes seemed really well developed. There was a little making-out between us (I won't go into details LOL), and it was overall a great viewing experience. I'm so glad Ant-Man beat that bad guy! He drove me home afterwards and walked me to my door like a real gentleman. I invited him inside for a glass of wine (and maybe something else if you get what I mean LOL), but he had to work early the next day so he politely declined. I hope he asks me out again because I enjoyed myself very much and was glad I finally found a man with a less than average endoyment (if you know what I mean LOL). Anyway, great night!

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

You have been watched, tested, and recognized. Because of that you are officially invited to join the Overwatch competitive team Cerridwen as a role 1 assaulter. We look forward to your response.

DOUCHEBAG you ruined our game, stole our my agais, and failed as a carry
i hope your PC explodes

Hahaha PEPSI

+1. Rescured Girl-Chan's good name . Sign Engy

DOUCHEBAG you ruined our game, stole our my agais, and failed as a carry
i hope your PC explodes

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