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Do you ever think about all the men you made orgasm with your hard work? Be proud.

You always look so skinny and then you take off the shirt and the beefcake shows 😊😊😊

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Something wierd happened to me today! OMG so my gf did her pregnancy test but unfortunately it wasn't positive , we have been trying for months, but then i was like let me do the test just for fun, she was like men cant be pregnant so its just a waste but i did anyway and it was positive! I AM PREGNANT! I can't wait to give birth through my ass, it's gonna be a fun experience. I am gonna name my kid Jamey if its a girl and James if its a man. I will keep you updated!

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why:
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."