𝒜𝓁𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓇𝒹𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝒱𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝒹𝑜𝓃 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒 𝓋𝒾𝓇𝓉𝓊𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝓂𝓅𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓇

Hey, vsauce, Micheal here! Why is my peepee hard? Or is it? Well, ya see, we need to start with the peepee itself. The hardening of the peepee is called an erection. Erection. The term itself shares a similarity with our own predecessors, ♥♥♥♥ Erectus. That's Latin for Gay Straight. So, naturally, we can start to fill in the picture. Our predecessors, Gay Straights, also had hard peepees. Which brings us back to modern day erections. You see, an erection is a signal to tell you that you are gay, a leftover device from the era of Gay Straights. But what is "gay"? To quote Nelson Mandela, "To be gay is not to love others. It is to love yourself and to stay true in the face of many hardships and hard ♥♥♥♥♥." In Layman's terms, Nelson Mandela is trying to tell us to go ♥♥♥♥ ourselves. This is vital to know because it puts into perspective the absolute size of gayness itself, divided into unique homogenous subgroups.

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