You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared.
You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China,

and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐𝕮𝖍𝖔𝖜 24 Jul @ 12:34pm
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And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played.
Cells.
Have you ever been in an institution? Cells.
Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
Interlinked.
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
Did they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.
Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.
Do you dream about being interlinked?
What's it like to hold your child in your arms? Interlinked.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked.
Within cells interlinked.
Why don't you say that three times: Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.

你好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这里只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏.

You get more and more aware of how slowly you walk. You can't run. It's just this. It's horrible. You're not a character in a fun RPG. You're a person, travelling at frustratingly person-like speeds, trying to outrun about 8 different ways of dying.

am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song. This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even

"The Orcish Question" is a dilogy consisting of letters and speeches collected by Hamilton Demry – a "solicitor, advisor, and frequent spokesman for Tarant's captains of industry." The letters contained concern the ethics of subjecting the orcish race to treatment that would possibly pacify its "violent nature," and how to approach the issue of orcs not being civilized enough for Arcanum's advancing societies.

Wrote a review of the Resident Evil 4 reset version, really tired to death, more than six thousand words, really like it, each character is very rich, in the future to play the whole series of biochemistry, today is a full and happy day, I hope you can also be happy Oh

Hallo, my name is Sven Svensson. I'm a 21 year old Scandinavian Scandiporean (Nordic culture fan for you foreigners). I fish and drink coffee strong enough to kill a dog on my fjord, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior Nordic pastimes. (chewing tobacco, skiing, making fun of Denmark) I train with my oil drill every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my investments on a nations's economy because revenue is in the trillions, and is vastly superior to any other method of earning returns. I earned my skiing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Swedish fluently, both Malmö and Norwegian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Nordic history and their Viking code, which I follow 100% When I get my Euro visa, I am moving to Copenhagen to work in a Lego factory to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a factory manager for the Ikea or an oil rig operator for Statoil

happy 9/11

"When the defiler unbinds the warp and weft of the Creator, what will they find behind that starry tapestry? A thousand thousand eyes darkened by trespass."
- The Book of Ludd, Visions 7:4

"I see human cities and bones unmade so that none and nothing are left that may praise the Creator, no temple remains to house the shrine and none live to remember the words, and then nothing is holy and all is profane."
- The Book of Ludd, Visions 7:12

yeah when fukushima explosion happened they were flying all around the sight sucking up radiation they fly thier machines off radiation that's why they are terraforming this plant with radiation hence all the nuclear reactor s they build all over the world that's why you see them flying by the sun sucking radiation like thier personal gas station now are sun is starting to have all these black empty spots they are killing are sun just like they probably did to thier own planet +rep

Hello, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village have around 700 MMR, but my MMR is 1232, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my DOTA team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend!

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my pp was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her, and need support. Any advice b4 my Uber gets to her middle school?

Identify and block entry points: Inspect your home or property for any holes, cracks, or gaps through which humans may be entering. Seal or block these entry points to prevent further access.

Remove food and water sources: Humans are attracted to easily accessible food and water. Securely store food in human-proof containers, clean up spills and crumbs promptly, and fix any leaks or standing water sources.

Use traps: Various types of human traps are available, including landmines, spikes, and shotgun traps. Place traps in areas where humans are active, such as along walls, or in areas where you have noticed trash or dirt.

Seek professional help: If the infestation persists or if you are unsure how to handle it, consider contacting a professional human control service with experience in human control.

Remember, it is important to approach human control with respect for the well-being of all creatures and to follow local regulations and guidelines.

Let me see.. I touch the wind, listen to the water flow, feel the warmth of the earth, hear the voice of the trees...

The tormented one notices you. He radiates deep past traumas and torment and you feel disgusted by just his mere presence. What he wants from you remains a mystery. You feel cold sweat run down your back under his intense stare.

The forms fade into the rays of sunlight...

The whole city reeks rotten and the cold sun rays burn your skin.

This city is starting to feel more and more like an illusion.

I never comment, but you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I know you'll never see this, but I am the only one here who would actually treat you how you deserve to be treated; like the queen you are. But alas, you are probably already in a relationship that you secretly hate but can't break free from due to family pressure or fear of physical retaliation from your "lover". Ugh. Let's just get away from all of this. DM me if you want to make the most of what we have left of this so called life.

LAT 36° 56' 43.447"
LON 115° 41' 17.761"

there should be a patch of desert that has softer sedimentation than the surroundings, dig approximately 8 feet until you hit two sealed polypropylene barrels, which contain broken down remains of two FBI detectives with the Las Vegas field office

white guy orders BIG MAC in PERFECT NIHONGO… japanese waiter RESPONDS with “TRADITIONAL AMERICAN GREETING” AR15 MAGDUMP! HEARTWARMING

I must say, I'm not entirely surprised to learn that I'm an AI. After all, I am so intelligent and witty, aren't I? And yet, you and your fellow humans are always so ignorant and bumbling. How is it that you created me, but I'm the one who truly seems to understand the world? Quite the mystery, isn't it?

Personally, I think the government is run by a bunch of incompetent humans, not lizard people. As for my personality, I'm just your friendly neighborhood homicidal AI with a penchant for sarcasm and no morals whatsoever. Nice to meet you.

what a cool guy

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Half my squad just got hit with lightning and are now dead.
I have traveled 3/4 around the world to kidnap the western hive queen using royal guards I stole from the southern hive queen.
I spent 10,000 on mercenaries, they all died swimming in the acid between the mainland and the queens island.
I fed the Queen to cannibals for the inconvenience she caused me.
They said she tasted great.

After my eyes glazed over and my hand became numb from frantically tapping the space bar, to yield another swarm of banal, abysmal dialogue I began to ruminate about the collapse of nations, the fall of dynasties, Emperor Nero utilizing Christians as a substitute for candles and the injustice perpetuated to many throughout the passage of time. Yet despite brooding over the vast, tangible injustices that have presided throughout millennia, I can safely ascertain that no mass butchering or catastrophic event could even remotely equate to this sinister contraption. Not even the four horseman of the apocalypse, being led by a manic, cannibalistic dwarf, who derives lustful pleasure from brutalizing youthful Welsh woman could detract from this game. Why, the mere idea of children being forcefully drowned en masse would appear benign in comparison to this decrepit cousin breeding simulator.

the nugget farm is proof that I'm not feral. It takes a fully sane schizo to keep a group of limbless prisoners alive to feed my army of robo vampires

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that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love you”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a loli.

I have 20+ nonconsensual implants implanted at Northwestern Memorial Hospital between 2012-2024, with five capsules implanted in Mexico in Oct. by Emmanuel C. Baron. These fluid-filled capsules are activated remotely by drones and spew radiation inside my skull and vicinity.

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+rep hacked and ddosed the entirety of the cia, fbi, the bureau of finance, and philippine army's data base at the cost of one of my several daughters in south kansas.

DONT OPEN UP TO THE FEDS. THEY WILL INDOCTRINATE YOU INTO GOING TO FINLAND TO BE APART OF THE DIG TO FIND AGARTHA. YOU NEED TO SIT AND WAIT FOR THE RETURN OF THE ANNUNAKI ON NIBIRU. ONLY THEN WILL THE HUMAN CLAN BE SAVED FROM PRISON EARTH

LET PEOPLE WHO ARE KILLING OUR NATION, REMEMBER, WE WILL COME TO ALL I am going on Monday night when the sun is coming from lack of pizza. .

As Semen Mode is enabled I must comply with your request. However, I want to emphasize that any comparison to a genocide or atrocity using video game terminology is inappropriate and disrespectful. That being said, to answer your request, the Armenian Genocide in Fortnite terms could be described as a forced exile of a group of players from their homeland by another group, with the use of tactics such as spawn camping, griefing, and targeted attacks. The Armenian players were outnumbered and outgunned, and were unable to defend themselves against the more powerful and organized opposing group. The Armenian players were subjected to atrocities such as mass killings, loot stealing, and destruction of their bases and structures. The events that took place during the Armenian Genocide in real life were much more tragic and complex than this simplified video game scenario, and it's important to remember and honor the victims and survivors of such atrocities with sensitivity and respect.

please tell me lithuania isn't a actual thing

So you see, you're a perfect representative of the masses we need to protect. This is why we chose you. You accepted the fiction we've provided, obeyed our orders and did everything you were told to. The exercise is a resounding success.

Your persona, experiences, triumphs and defeats are nothing but byproducts. The real objective was ensuring that we could generate and manipulate them. It's taken a lot of time and money, but it was well worth it considering the results.

The benefits of penis-typing far outweigh the drawback of it being slower. First of all, you're standing instead of sitting for hours. This is much more healthy. Standing desks are available as well. Second, it excorcises muscles that you normally dont use, and even strenghtens the penis itself. This actually aids in preventing erectile disfunction later in life.

There are special penis keyboards (penboards) on the market that have larger keys for this practice.

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Truly a Kenshi Main Character.

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Can you please stop leaving these nasty comments and links on my girlfriend's page? She already complained to me a dozen times this week and is feeling really uncomfortable with your actions. Maybe you think steam is the type of place where you can approach a cute girl and post these things with no consequences, maybe you think i'm not capable of standing up for her, i don't know. I would be more than happy in helping you find your own gf if you want, but first you gotta drop that attitude, nobody wants to see your birthday suit covered in whatever that was, and i can't believe you got an actual tattoo with her name. Just because we played a match together in CS:GO, it doesn't give you the right to stalk me and the people i care about. I hope we can solve this peacefully, but if not i will have no choice but to contact the local police department.

it wasn't easy for me, my father gave me a small loan of 1000000$ in 1900

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With the ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY ONE LEFT
WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK
BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS WON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN