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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 1:56am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 11:12am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:47am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 8:00am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 5:39am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 11:59am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 10:08am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 9:14am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 7:07pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 5:48am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 2:08am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 4:21am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 4:21am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 4:00am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:44am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 7:39am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 4:07am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 7:19am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 11:12am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:00am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:17am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:16pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2016 @ 5:08am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:48am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:17am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:44am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:37am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 5:38am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 5:03am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:10pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:01am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 3:03am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:55am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 7:17pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 10:33am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 3:23am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 3:31am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 7:32am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 1:22pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 5:47am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 12:05am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 12:39am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 12:41am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:46pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 11:27am



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?