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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:38pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:26pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 6:44am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:09pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 11:57am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 6:45am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:00pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 5:18pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 11:19am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:56pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 3:52pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:30pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:18pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:48pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:00pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 4:58am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 4:47pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Dec 8, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Dec 8, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Feb 1, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Feb 1, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 6:39pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 11:10am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Feb 1, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Feb 9, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Dec 8, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Dec 8, 2022 @ 3:01pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 3:16pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Feb 1, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Dec 8, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 6:50am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2023 @ 4:30pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 5:39pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 9:14am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 9:17am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Mar 1, 2023 @ 11:14am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:55pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:53pm



The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.