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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:18am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:18am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:36am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:22am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 8:15am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:06am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:59am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:59am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:29am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:14am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:16am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:09pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:28am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:29am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:17am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:39am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:17am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:58am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:18am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:58am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 7:52am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:27am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:14am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:53am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:10am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:10am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:01am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 9:30am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 3:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:02am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:52pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:47am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 9:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:59am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:21am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 8:25am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 8:15am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 10:16am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:40am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:15am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:59pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 5:56am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:27am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 3:44am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 4:06am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:52pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:48pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 8:09am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:22am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:41am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:38am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:02am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:09am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:42am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 5:58am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 5:58am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:00am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:04am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:33am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:35am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:38am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:36am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:08pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:49am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:44am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:34am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:41am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:35am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:53am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:15am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:36am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:21am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:09pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 5:56am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:50am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:36am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:40am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 4:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 7:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 5:58am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:36am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:58pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:20am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:38am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:06am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:36am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:37am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:39am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:17am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:14am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:41am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:00am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 8:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 7:25am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 7:29am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 8:17am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:21am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:36am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:47am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:11am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 8:38am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:36am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:09pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 12:45am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:05am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:38am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:48am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:06am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:36am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:37am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:46am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:31pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:05am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:46am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:36am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:15am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:05am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 4:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:36am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 8:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 10:19am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 6:01am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:19am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:06am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:58am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 12:00am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 8:18am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:51am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:49am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:12am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 11:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:36am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:15am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:41am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:05am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 8:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:50pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:49am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 7:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:37am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:38am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:35am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 6:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:54pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:49am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:06am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 4:34am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:37am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 8:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 12:48am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:25am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 6:00am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:36am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:48am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 4:11am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 5:12am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 8:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 12:07am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 5:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 11:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 4:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:49am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 4:12am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 12:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 12:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:18pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:44pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:49am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:49am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 6:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:38am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:38am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 5:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:34am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 7:52am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:49am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:12am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:46am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 2:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:37am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:03pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:27pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked