Bizarre scientific news from Revachol West today, where a police officer's ♥♥♥♥ has been observed at a pressure of around 495 giga-decimals. These metallic hydrogen levels of ♥♥♥♥-togetherness were thought to exist only at the center of collapsing stars, not law officials. It remains to be seen how long the ♥♥♥♥-singularity lasts.