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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:50pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:17am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:41am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:15am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:24am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:56am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:51am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:43am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:53am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:04pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:43am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:16am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:02am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:44am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:59am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:59am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:59am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:53am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:50am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:21pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:59am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:01am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:39am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:30am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:38am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:02am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:02am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:06am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:39am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:25am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:44am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:43am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:40am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:25am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:29am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:53am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:33am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:28am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:33am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:46am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:24pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:06am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:24am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:29pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:56am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:38am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:24pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:27am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:48pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:27am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:49am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:57pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:10am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:41am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:41am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:25am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:05pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:12am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:56am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:04am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:23am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:08am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:19am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:17am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:25pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:37am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:10pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:08am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:41am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:37am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:52am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:07am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:16am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:42am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:29pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:20am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:13am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:26pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:00pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:07pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:42am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:49am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:44am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:17am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:45am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:31pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:33am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:25am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:20am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:07pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:50pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:45am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:42am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:54am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:45am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:23am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:45am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:45am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:38am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:42am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:38am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:29am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:29am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 9:30am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 1:39pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 1:32pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 6:58pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2023 @ 11:36am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:18pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:28pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:55am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:44am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:54am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:27pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:37am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:42am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:37am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 1:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:38am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:49pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:38am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:46am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:54am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:25am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:51am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:37am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:37am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:41am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:46am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:46am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:54am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:28pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:56am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:41am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:44am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:28am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:04am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:12am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 10:53pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 12:16am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:36am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:08am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:45am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:31am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:52am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:24am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:46am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:02am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:29pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:12pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:10am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:59am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:39am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:45am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:09am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:41am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2022 @ 10:57am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:55am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:28am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:45am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:56am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:25am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:31am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:40pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2022 @ 10:57am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:07am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:15am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:29am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:17am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:44pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:24am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:58am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:41am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:02am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 12:16am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:13am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:02am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:09am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:29am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:09pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:47pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:09am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:09am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:16am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:13pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:22pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:40pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:30pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:09am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:45am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:54am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:10am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:47pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:49pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:20am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:45am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:15am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:11am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2022 @ 10:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:45am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:41am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:16am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:34pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:48am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:40am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:38pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:35pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:51am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:22am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:22am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:30am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:06am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:13am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:33am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 1:28pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:38am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
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Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
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Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
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But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
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What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
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Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
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Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
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Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 10:52am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:23pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
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Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
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And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:22pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
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Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
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Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
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Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
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Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:47pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 7:54am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:28pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:05am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:44am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:35pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:56am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:51am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:51am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:15pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:51am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:51am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:56am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:09pm