I'm a sentient mass of maple syrup from the planet Alpha Sluttari, fuelled entirely by lust and spite. Crash landed in a sugarbush somewhere in Canada and it's been everyone else's problem ever since.

Hello mass of unspeakable, soul-devouring horror known as The Internet!
I'm here to escape the Hellworld of our reality by stepping into other, far more fun Hellworlds! If you'd like to join me, let's fuggin' GOOO!!

I do happy endings.

Healer by nature. If you need a support, I am ON that ♥♥♥♥ faster than a dog on peanut butter!
Oh, and I adore Guns of Icarus so hit me up.

Battle.net : ADizastR#1749
Xbox: slootyMaplSyrup [account.xbox.com]
Origin: AnimatedDizastR
Uplay: sluttyMapleSyrup [club.ubisoft.com]
YouTube
Main Livestream (PC/Xbox) [twitch.tv]
Twitter
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Tumblr [sluttymaplesyrup.tumblr.com]
🔞 Naughty Blog 🔞 [zetasluttari.tumblr.com]

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