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Breaking News: Local legend Mcmcknight spotted queuing for another 8-hour gaming session despite promising his girlfriend he’d “just play one round.” Witnesses report he has not blinked since 2019 and communicates exclusively through in-game voice chat and questionable memes. When asked about hygiene, his keyboard simply sighed.

Scientists are calling it “The Mcmcknight Phenomenon,” describing it as a rare condition where caffeine circulates faster than actual blood. If you see him online, proceed with caution and snacks. Energy drinks only make him stronger.

If he wasn't the dude, I don't think there even would be a dude. U know what I mean, dude?

what a guy- we love this guy- the best guy- nobody is better than this guy- nobody like this guy here. i know alotta' guys and this guy is the guy.

this guy charges ridiculously high interest rates on his fixed rate loans do not interact

a dude who you are glad is your dude