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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:42am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:24am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:11am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:29am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 1:19pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:58am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:43am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:34am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 1:44pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:48am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 5:51pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:01pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:36am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:34am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 2:35pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:52am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:30am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 1:26pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 12:45pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 5:58pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:02am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 5:59pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 6:45am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 1:14pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 2:39pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 1:25pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 2:47pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:33am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:50am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 5:06am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 4:34am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 4:55am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 4:59am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 5:42am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:33am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:51am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 5:55pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 7:44am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 4:29am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 7:40am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 5:29am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 6:41am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Nov 19, 2014 @ 5:10am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 7:38am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Nov 30, 2014 @ 7:39am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2014 @ 1:35pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Nov 30, 2014 @ 7:43am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 11:00am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 7:31am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 11:05am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 11:43am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Nov 27, 2014 @ 2:02pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Dec 6, 2014 @ 12:14am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Nov 24, 2014 @ 4:29pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2014 @ 4:29pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Nov 27, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Dec 6, 2014 @ 5:23pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Nov 27, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Nov 30, 2014 @ 7:11am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Dec 6, 2014 @ 5:22pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Nov 27, 2014 @ 4:02pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 11:17am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Nov 30, 2014 @ 7:03am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Nov 24, 2014 @ 4:29pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 11:37am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 11:08am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2014 @ 5:47am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2014 @ 5:28pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Aug 14, 2018 @ 1:10pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 1:10pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Aug 14, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Aug 15, 2018 @ 8:09am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Jun 13, 2016 @ 6:56pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Aug 14, 2018 @ 12:04pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Aug 19, 2018 @ 8:21am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Oct 6, 2015 @ 7:02am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Aug 21, 2018 @ 5:11am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Aug 14, 2018 @ 1:43pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Aug 15, 2018 @ 12:37pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Aug 19, 2018 @ 8:04am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Aug 14, 2018 @ 12:11pm

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Aug 14, 2018 @ 1:46pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Aug 19, 2018 @ 8:23am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 7:37am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Aug 15, 2018 @ 12:42pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 4:39am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 12:00pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 12:25pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 4:26am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 12:25pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 6:38am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 3:46pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 6:58am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 5:00am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 3:42pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 11:40am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 4:31am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 4:14am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 4:03pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 3:42pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 4:15am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 4:28am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 2:07pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 7:00am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 7:50am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 8:00am

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 8:37am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 11:18am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 5:14am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 12:38pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 2:54pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 3:27pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 1:57pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 11:11am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 2:15pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 10:46am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 4:57am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 1:43pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 12:37pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 12:41pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 11:00am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 11:04am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 11:24am