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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:42am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:46am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:22am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:48am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:54am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:03am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:59am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:10am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:06am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:02am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:08am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:01am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:02am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:06am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:04am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:07am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:09am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:25am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:21am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 1:43pm

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:27am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:18am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:18am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 2:18am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:15am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:17am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:14am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:38am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:35am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:47am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:41am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:36am

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:48am

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:40am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:57am

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 11:59am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:19pm

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:50am

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 2:36am

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:58am

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 2:46am

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 2:02am

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:07pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 2:09am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 2:03pm

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:12pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:00am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:40am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:46am



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!