Johnny   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Name: Heavy
Gender: Heavy
Fat: Heavy
Orientation: medics
Likes: sandviches, spinny things and medic
Dislikes: tiny baby men, people who no doctor and buffalo steak sandvich.
Like hibernating bear, I appear to be gentle giant. Also like bear, confusing my deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though I speak simply and move with economy of energy that often I confuse with napping, I am also dumb and fat. I am definitely your big friend, and wish you just shut up and eat Sandvich before I have to make you shut up and eat sandvich.
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9,523 Hours played
Just take a look at my hours and that should tell you enough of what I think about TF2. I have played this game since 2008 on another account as well as this and I won't stop 'til the end. The only bad thing about this game is that it's addictive af. Better being addicted to games than drugs, right? SO ♥♥♥♥IN' GET IT IT'S FREE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOUR MOM WOULD BE PROUD!

Edit: after over a decade of TF2 from a kid to an adult (debatably), seeing it progress and improve for the most part, it has been painful to see its neglect from Valve nowadays in favour of other much less interesting projects. I have pledged to never play on this account again once i hit the 10k hour mark, so that i will have a completionist no life award for the game and instead continue to footer about on my original account from 2008 where all my greatest memories from this game lie. Since i originally posted this i am still very much in love with the game, so much so that a part of me wishes i could stop as it has no doubt became a strong addiction for years, taking one of which with me.
I hope the game will perish sooner rather than later so i can finally move on and stop playing a game thats now only as half as good as it used to be. Regardless, i have had an insanely fun time playing tf2 and hope it will get a well deserved revival in the future.

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defa Sep 30 @ 2:29am 
added for signing
BeanBag Sep 28 @ 9:01am 
nae nae
foreA.joyly Sep 20 @ 12:27am 
Mam,you crazy
bkts Aug 14 @ 1:13pm 
Michael Jul 4 @ 11:22am 
worthless dog turd