I accidentally cut off my scrotum (Please help!!!!!!!)
Oh God, I miss my wee nards so much that it hurts.

So it all started when I was playing with my pocket knife in the shower, and then I got the urge to *ahem* "bash my bologna." I forgot I was holding the damn thing because I have a .00002 second attention span due to excessive Roblox playing, and sure enough, I cut it off. After I did that, I screamed like a little ♥♥♥♥ and ran out of the shower, with my severed sack o' potatoes in my right hand, and tried to reattach it. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tried everything: duct tape, scotch tape, painter's tape, and my own ♥♥♥ as an adhesive. Has this happened to anyone else before? How do you reattach a scrotum to your body? PLEASE HELP!!!!

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