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BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
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