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H. "Two breakfasts" Abiff

Become obese
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 10:47pm

Ton of money

Make £100 selling scrap
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 9:19pm

Brickie

Lay a brick
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 10:42pm



It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Read 20 newspaper articles

Lods of emone

Roll a jackpot

You might have a problem...

Sample all alcoholic products, including bottles, shots, glasses and pint variations.

You're barred

Get banned from the pub

Black Lung

Become permenantly afflicted from smoking

Benefits Cheat

Get caught earning while claiming Job seekers allowance and invalidity benefits

Doing Bird

Go to Jail

Agoost

Perfectly Satisfy a Lout tenant

Harolds

Perfectly Satisfy a Grafter tenant

Secret Tory

Perfectly Satisfy a Yuppie tenant

I'm alright, Jack

Retire in a house worth at least 40k

All the gear and no idea

Purchase all items from the tool catalogue

Knows their stuff

Mix perfect concrete, mortar & No-Fines

Slinging the lead

Accumilate £100 from benefits

Jobber

Complete 3 jobs around town

London Estate

Rent out a property that is 25 squared metres or smaller

Not paid for overtime

Retire before 1984

High rise

Rent out a property with 3 floors

Fine for thee but not for me

Skip the tutorial
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