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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 2:31pm

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 4:58pm

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked Dec 18, 2018 @ 4:27pm

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 5:38pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2018 @ 6:43pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 9:29am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 9:56am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 10:16am

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2018 @ 10:26am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 10:36am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 12:08pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 12:44pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 12:59pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 1:27pm

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 2:10pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 2:26pm

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 3:01pm

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 5:15pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2018 @ 2:03pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 6:00pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 5:59pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked Dec 17, 2018 @ 7:24am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2018 @ 7:31am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 10:33am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 12:24pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2018 @ 7:33am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 10:52am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 2:38pm

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2018 @ 2:11pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 5:22pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2018 @ 3:29pm

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2018 @ 2:39pm