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Personal Achievements
 

Bloody brainless Spartan!

Spill 100 liters of blood
Unlocked Feb 15, 2016 @ 10:13am

You're a great tinkerer!

Associate 100 items
Unlocked Dec 28, 2017 @ 10:21am

Footloose and fancy-free!

Cut off 10 legs
Unlocked Oct 31, 2017 @ 12:09pm

You do like to be the master of puppets right ?

Fling the Bad Guy 1000 meters away
Unlocked Oct 31, 2017 @ 12:34pm

Would you mind awfully letting go of my ball?

Keep hold of the ball for 5 seconds
Unlocked Feb 8, 2016 @ 9:31am

Vigilant

Kill the Bad Guy 25 times
Unlocked Feb 8, 2016 @ 9:50am

You're getting into contract killer territory now...

Kill the Bad Guy 50 times
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 12:37pm

You're not made for this. Why not take up knitting instead?

Fail 50 times
Unlocked Dec 28, 2017 @ 10:42am

They say that "It's the taking part that counts" right ?

Fail 10 times
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 9:04am

Hmm... discretion isn't your thing, huh?

Make the Bad Guy run away 10 times
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 9:04am

Call him next time, it would be faster!

Make the Bad Guy run away 25 times
Unlocked Sep 13, 2019 @ 10:19am

He is likely to be dead.

Kill the Bad Guy 5 times on the same level
Unlocked Feb 8, 2016 @ 7:04am

Take your time, why don't you?

Kill the Bad Guy in one day
Unlocked Jul 27, 2015 @ 6:02am

Better late than never

Kill the Bad Guy over several days
Unlocked Feb 8, 2016 @ 7:08am

First Blood!

Commit your first assassination
Unlocked Jul 27, 2015 @ 6:02am

He can keep on running

Kill the Bad Guy 5 times as he's escaping
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 9:06am

Tough job

Kill a Bodyguard
Unlocked Dec 28, 2017 @ 9:53am

He just shouldn't have followed him!

Kill 5 Bodyguards
Unlocked Dec 28, 2017 @ 9:59am

Easy tiger... we've got a quota you know!

Kill one innocent bystander
Unlocked Oct 31, 2017 @ 1:11pm

He kind. You dumb!

Kill 10 innocent bystanders
Unlocked Oct 31, 2017 @ 1:29pm

Welcome aboard!

Start the game
Unlocked Jul 27, 2015 @ 5:57am

Cooking some white sauce?

Make a pedestrian stop in front of a porn item 25 times
Unlocked Oct 31, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Extra hours

Spend 2 hours playing the game
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 11:52am

There are plenty of these in the world...

Make the Bad Guy run away for the first time
Unlocked Jul 27, 2015 @ 6:01am

Nazi Zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies

Finish Level Zombies!
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Show off!

Share one image on Facebook
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 12:28pm

I didn't know you were such an exhibitionist!

Share one image on Twitter
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 12:28pm

What the hell is wrong with you??!!

Put a dog on a catapult
Unlocked Feb 8, 2016 @ 9:42am

I'm glad you are not my dentist

Get 60 teeth
Unlocked Oct 31, 2017 @ 12:23pm

Ready to travel?

Get 60 passports
Unlocked Oct 29, 2017 @ 1:13pm



You depraved bloody vampire!

Spill 500 liters of blood

You're the MacGyver of murder, right?

Associate 1000 items

Has he lost his mind?

Cut off 5 heads

Off with his head!

Cut off 15 heads

How about opening a jerky business?

Cut off 50 legs

You remind me of a butcher I once knew...

Dismember the Bad Guy 50 times

What's the matter with those pages?!

Make the Bad Guy read 50 magazines

Tissue seller

Make the Bad Guy watch 50 movies

Run, Bad Guy. Ruuuun!

Make the Bad Guy run 5000 meters

My God, what have you become?

Kill the Bad Guy 250 times

Leave some to the necrophilics

Kill the Bad Guy 25 times on the same level

So cute! You're like a cat messing with a mouse

Kill the Bad Guy 35 times as he's escaping

Protect thyself

Kill 10 Bodyguards

Should I call your mom to make you stop?!

Kill 25 innocent bystanders

A good week at work

Spend 35 hours playing the game

Accident or suicide? We'll leave you the benefit of the doubt

Kill one cop

Cops ain't Bad Guys. No they're not!

Kill 5 cops

Star wars!

Get 396 stars

Hasta la vista, baby!

Finish Level T666

Guardian angel

Finish Level DNKTBG