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Graduation

Graduate from business school
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 2:14pm

Jerome's Not Home

Get Jerome
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 3:04pm

WifeBeater Peter

Beater Peter
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 3:08pm

Castle GoGo 7

Go To Castle GoGo and Fight GoGo Runny Man
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 2:27pm

Bad For The Environment

Defeat The Rat King
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 2:20pm

Burn Out

Take Fraudulent Documents To Furnace
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 2:37pm

A District Divided...

Help the Liberals and Conservatives
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 3:22pm

Toilet Paper Hero

Get some guy some Toilet Paper
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 3:29pm

Supreme Court

Pass The Rock To Mike J.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 3:30pm

Plant Vs. Zombie

Attend The Revolutionary Courtcase
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 3:26pm

Mystical Relic

Get Them To Sign The Contract
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 2:04pm

Crunch The Numbers

Defeat Infinity
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 2:27pm

Shark Weak

Kill All The Loan Sharks
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 3:03pm

Triassic Nark

Open The Door Sh*t On The Floor, Look Out It's A Dinosaur
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 2:41pm

It's Gonna Be Huge

Fight The Ex-Car Salesman
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 3:19pm

Revolution

Meat The Leader
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 3:01pm

Change of Plans

Heli-Carrier Crash
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 3:32pm

Final Solution

Exterminate The Meat Men
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 3:44pm

Redact, Reuse, Recycle

Kill The Pile of Bodies
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 3:43pm

Chef Boy Arty

Bring The Soup To Boy Arty
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 4:14pm

The Meat Kid

Meat Kid Want Linguini
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 4:05pm

Soup Or Salad?

Defeat The Food Force
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 4:10pm

Hell's Cocina

This Linguini Is Ling- A F*CKING DISGRACE!
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 4:05pm

East Side, West Side

Yeast Side Weast Side Gang Fight
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 4:26pm

Virus Hunter

Enter The Grid And Kill The Viruses
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 4:58pm

GoobTube Forever

Euthanize The Enslaved GoobTuber's
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 4:53pm

C-NT: Corporate

Cancel The Huge Boom Hypothesis
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 5:28pm

Free Quincy

Free the Rap Sensation Quincy "62 cents" Jones
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 4:35pm

Kingdom Commerce

Become The CEO
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 5:39pm



Kiss of Judy

It's a Blessing

2 Tablets To Paradise

Take the Good Stuff

It's Pay Day

Become The Next Drillionaire

Appraise The Lord

Collect Tithe From The "Selfish" Homeless Shelter

Trump The Aliens

Defeat The Tax Evader

Executable

Deafeat The Creators