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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2017 @ 11:49am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked May 8, 2017 @ 6:54pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Feb 12, 2017 @ 11:57pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Feb 15, 2017 @ 8:27am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2017 @ 11:49am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked May 8, 2017 @ 6:02am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2017 @ 4:12am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2017 @ 8:56am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2020 @ 6:29am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2019 @ 10:01am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2019 @ 10:26am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2019 @ 12:30pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2017 @ 10:26pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked May 5, 2017 @ 5:40am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked May 12, 2017 @ 1:39am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked May 15, 2017 @ 10:02am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked May 14, 2017 @ 8:13am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked May 10, 2017 @ 4:40am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Feb 11, 2017 @ 2:44am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked May 13, 2017 @ 8:48am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2017 @ 2:54pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2017 @ 4:25pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked May 11, 2017 @ 4:55am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Feb 9, 2017 @ 2:26pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked May 16, 2017 @ 4:12am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked May 17, 2017 @ 7:21am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2019 @ 10:25am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:35pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 10:18am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 2:36pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2020 @ 7:35am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2019 @ 10:24am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Sep 21, 2019 @ 5:41pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2020 @ 7:40am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2020 @ 8:44am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2020 @ 9:15am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2020 @ 11:12am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2020 @ 10:44am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2020 @ 10:54am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2020 @ 12:24am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2020 @ 4:56am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2020 @ 10:16am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2020 @ 9:20am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Sep 25, 2019 @ 12:33pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2019 @ 7:07am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2020 @ 10:26am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2019 @ 9:39am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!