No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

- sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

Arcadum has never been inebriated/intoxicated, claiming "I'm afraid of what I'd become."

Just know this - when the zombie apocalypse happens and I hate you all - if you all become zombies don't think I will hesitate to kill you. Because as soon as you become zombies, I will take your bodies, I will make a house out of it and paint it with your very blood. I will not care. I actually look forward to the zombie apocalypse myself. A lot of people do. In fact, if the zombie apocalypse happens one of two things I'm doing is either A: going around, surviving. Possibly killing off people that JUST got bit. Maybe people that aren't even bitten? I don't care. BUT. I will definitetly be killing people that are already bitten and trying to eat me. I will not care. I will not hesitate. You will die over and over again. I will make sure of that myself. Zombies are actually my forté.

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED BUT NOW ITS TOO LATE.
Actually its not too late yet so:
Listen to the OCEAN
SEAS THE DAY
COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL
AVOID PIER PRESSURE
BE SHORE OF YOURSELF
TAKE TIME TO COAST
HARBOR STRENGTH
Don't Be Shellfish
Live Deeply
Let Worries Drift Away

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