Steam sale achievments yayaya

Chimchar!, we were my starter!

You sir are kredit to Steam
To give away all hats and items and leave head naked and unprotected from cowardly mans long rifle, is brave, but to give away after taking 400 hours to acquire, that makes you bigger man than me
Best regards Comrade,
Mysterious Stranger
(P.S. is not heavy I...uh, he would never use such words to kiss up to another)

Firstly, I would like to say thank you for this act of generosity, and that your act of kindness will be repaid, ten-fold in the days following this.

Secondly, I would love to receive that Planeswalker Googles in order to trick and outmaneuver my enemies without getting that irritating dust in my eyes at Dustbowl, or that sweet Batter's Helm that will help me score that ever elusive home-run against that annoying-as-hell sniper that headshotted me across the map. Twice.

In closing, regardless of whether I get these items or not, I'm sure that somewhere out there, people have benefited from your generosity, so I would like to thank you on behalf of everyone. Have a good day, dear chap.

Hi
much like the others, I too desire free items. If you've got the time, send an invite or something my way!

This is a good dude. I'm not on his friends list but I know if hiis deeds.
Also, Bacon.