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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 3:49pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 3:56pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 4:20pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 3:55pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 3:54pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 4:03pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 6:08pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2020 @ 2:23pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 5:00pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 6:15pm

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2020 @ 10:05pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2020 @ 2:23am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 6:15pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Jan 26, 2016 @ 5:53am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2016 @ 5:53am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:23am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2015 @ 4:33am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 4:58pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 6:14pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2020 @ 7:23pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2015 @ 4:23am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 3:49pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2016 @ 6:34am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2015 @ 4:46am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 3:51pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2015 @ 5:15pm