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19 of 19 (100%) achievements earned:
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Thank god that's over!

Endured the tutorial
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 6:43am

Totally looks like a sphincter.

Completed the sexforce
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 8:59am

Foul mouth

Dropped 100 F-Bombs
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 8:11am

It's so bad

Found the Glove of Power
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 6:51am

Can I fly out of this game?

Found the cape
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 6:59am

What, 9000??

Found the Swear'n'Scout
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 7:08am

Max Advantage

Found the Turbo Pad
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 6:54am

Playing with UBER power

Found the Uber Scope
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 7:38am

Super Nerd!

Found all the armor
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 7:38am

NERD

Collected all cartridges in a level
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 6:51am

Collector NERD

Collected all cartridges in a world
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 7:47am

Completionist NERD

Collected every cartridge in the game!
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 9:21am

He looks familiar

Defeated Board James
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 8:01am

CONGLATURATION!

Defeated Death Mwauthzyx
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 9:13am

Perfect Nerd

Perfected all stages
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 9:32am

Undying

Perfected a stage (No deaths!)
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 6:43am

OLD SCHOOL

Beat Old School difficulty
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 9:13am

HARD AS BALLS

Beat Hard as Balls difficulty
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 10:38am

IMPOSSIBLE!

Beat F***ing Impossible difficulty
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 6:56am