Uncle_Bob
Tampa, Florida, United States
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I was formerly the leader of a misguided liberation movement that erroneously targeted a couple of tall buildings in a major American city.

Boy!! Was THAT a screwup on my part!! I completely vapor-locked on the fact that satellite guided JDAMs can give a praying Jihadi an enema from 40,000 feet!!

Well, I knew that gig was over, so I used my connections to move to the US, faked my own death by having SEAL Team 6 perforate Achmed (my body double) like a block of swiss cheese and then conned those Bozo's at DHS into giving me citizenship. I chose the Bob Jones. Nobody would ever guess! I am STILL a genius!!

Currently, I am a Terror Expert and Advisor to the Biden Administration, and Night Manager at the 7/11 on Hillsborough Avenue.

It is a sweet deal, I tell ya.

My sponsors, please purchase their products!! [www.yuwanmei.com]
My favorite song!! I like to hear it when I am "In the mood" [www.rathergood.com]
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Mord Nov 8, 2015 @ 9:00am 
What can one say about Uncle Bob that is not already known.
ex!st Feb 20, 2013 @ 6:30pm 
He is a very quick, responsive, concise, and respectful trader. I added him out of the blue with regards to an item that I was looking for and he helped me very with much respect. He allowed me to show him some items and he picked what he liked. I further accosted him with questions as to the origin of the item (I was unclear on the quality of it) and he answered them to the best of his knowledge without complaint. I felt very welcomed. I would love to trade with this person again .